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Adventures of the Brave Toaster
Stranger: yo
You: Run! it’s Bananasaur!
Stranger: WAIT,
Stranger: I’LL EAT IT
You: that’s very brave of you little toaster, but it’s 10 stories high
You: D:
Stranger: Well, I, little toaster, shall save this kitchen!
Stranger: I got to save my love, French Bread, from this evil Bananasaur!
You: dumb toaster. >.> you’re gonna get killed
Stranger: Nowai.
Stranger: D:<
You: alrighty then. It's up to you to save the kitchen!
Stranger: Well, I need a side kick!
You: alright. I'm teh mighty apple
Stranger: OKAY,
Stranger: The adeventures of the Little Toaster and Mighty Apple start NOW!
You: toaster, he's goin for teh fridge
You: D:
Stranger: OH NOES, it's a whole country in there!
You: i'll use my apple action seeds to shoot him down
Stranger: I'll toast his skin!
You: yay!
You: we saved the day!
You: the kitchen is saved from another evil do-er
Stranger: You never know when there will be another bananasuar so we'll need to keep a look out!
You: oh what!? Bananasaur revives some how!
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: NOWAI
You: and he's?
You: raping my apple friend?
You: wtf
You: …
Stranger: ohnoes
Stranger: SHARP KNIFE, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: *gasp*
Stranger: Use cut attack on the Bananasaur!
You: Bananasaur uses confusion. it is very effective
Stranger: What is this? I don't even know!
You: Bananasaur uses the time wisely and escapes taking my apple friend hostage while still boring a hole in it.
Stranger: ACK!
You: What ever shall we do?
Stranger: Where will this Bananasuar go to this time?!
Stranger: We'll know next time on The Adventures of the Little Toaster and Mighty Apple!
You: lol
You: this was epic
Stranger: I had fun, thank you.
Stranger: xD
You: oh
You: no probs
You: if you see this convo on some blog. don't worry you'll laugh and link it to your friends.
Stranger: I'll have it on my Facebook. ;D
You: even better
Stranger: I call it "Omegel Diary"
You: lol
You: that's the title
Stranger: OHFUUU-
You: teehee
Stranger: May I uh, like stalk you? ;D
You: lol
You: sure
You have disconnected.
Apr 3rd